Bizarre quotes of week

"Leave mommy alone so she can become a lawyer." (Overheard my 8 year old daughter say to her little brother while I was studying.)

"We haven't had sex with duct tape in a long time." (Said nonchalantly by my boyfriend....And he was actually very right.)

"A day-care center should not hire a pedophile, even if he's a really animated and cool guy." (Said by a law school professor trying to (unsucessfully) make a point about imputed liability of employers for actions of employees)

"I refuse to be the escape goat." (Said by a frustrated defendant in court)

"Can we give a sentence for a longer period than life." (Question submitted to judge by jury last week. it was submitted on 3 different times, phased differently, before jury could come to its decision - which was life imprisonment)

"I am just looking for a woman who enjoys being alone, like me." (By a friend who wonders why he's still single.)

"They aren't sex offenders, just persons with perverted, and dysfunctional, sexual tendencies." (By a probation officer, answering the question of why certain persons were not on the State Sex Offender's Registry)