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Kids driving me nuts right now. Son is shoving waffle into a long tube. Daughter begging to microwave chocolate so she can eat melted chocolate. I'm so tired, I just keep saying, "OK, just don't make a mess."

My son has been eating exclusively breakfast breads (waffles , french toast, and bagels) and yogurt for 2 weeks now. He's on reverse Adkins??

I think my cat has diabetes. This is my own professional opinion. He drinks exorbant amounts of water and is very moody. I also think he has ADHD. He is fond of biting my nose while I sleep, and he scales the screened window and runs around like he's on crack all night. Maybe I should stop feeding him crack cocaine? Maybe i should take him to vet? Maybe I should stuff him and put him on wall?

I'm still single. I'm also still fucking T. That's all I've got to say about that.

I want to start dating cops.

I think exaustion is making me delirious.

I keep having strange dreams about getting aquarium and killing fish.

I'm considering dating women again. Seriously. Any takers?