In The Land of the Blind the One-Eyed King Rules

I am surrounded by dysfunctional people.

Here are some actors in my life:

A best friend who has been seperated from her husband just under three years and, in that time frame, has lived with three different men. The kicker is she claims her 4 year old daughter does not realize she lives with these men.

A boss who is fucking his 20 year old secretary. Both are married. They play grab-ass all day and exchange nuendo completely innapropriate for a Law Office. And everyone in the office pretends they don't notice.

A mother who is so obsessed with physical appearance that she recounts stories that hve happened to her by what she weighed (ie - yeah, that was 1972, I weighed 103 pounds then). One she hit her 50's she began this quarterly little scheduling of elective surgery. In about 5 years I am betting she will be composed of more plastic then skin.

An ex-boyfriend, who remains a close friend, who is a bona-fide sex addict. He readily admits to meeting 3-4 women every day from the internet, having sex, and never speaking to them again.

I'm beginning to think I'm the missing link