From the mouths of babes

Picture This:

Kinky Catholic Lawyer on laptop on couch, studying
Her daughter hovering around
Her daughter brings out pet hamster
Hamster is running all over KCL's computer
All over KCL's arms.

KCL says to daughter:

"Get this hamster off of me, I'm busy."

Hamster runs up my leg.

KCL's daughter says to hamster:

"Don't go there"

(signaling up my leg, in the direction of my crouch)

"That's the secret cave of chaos."


If she only knew.